How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
Chance the Rapper’s reaction to getting the Red October’s lol
Well I just died
He started footworking lmfao
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doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
fucki m laughing so hard