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cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

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funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

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cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

image

i took

a shower

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cyberthug13:

girl: i fukin hate you

me: image

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